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And if it is, how will he know? If the ridiculous and overcomplicated plot weren't enough, Waters' screenplay is filled with countless tangential dead-ends like the sex which ends with 101 having sex with a leprous old woman and pointless musings on a random array of subjects.

It's all a pretentious bore that feels twice as long as it's two-hour running time, and even though it pretends to decry the behavior of womanizing jerks like the aptly named Rod, the women are all bumbling idiots, psycho bitches, feminist harridans or male-fantasy lesbians who are in reality death dying for Rod. Because it's never too early to plan Thursday night Sign and and add shows to get the latest updates about your favorite shows - Start Now.

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Find out what movies Jim GaffiganLinda Hamiltonand more are watching during the holidays. Watch now. Title: Sex and Death sex Kenya McQueen, an accountant finds love in the most unexpected place when and agrees to go on a blind date with Brian Kelly, a sexy and free-spirited landscaper. To investigate sex insurance claims that transpired in either accidents, death or both, a former cop and an death investigator travel throughout the country to look at the cases up close. A man Bentley who makes his living composing other people's suicide notes enters into a romance with the sister Ryder of a recent client.

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A sweet Midwestern guy with his life planned out for himself is wooed, groomed, and ultimately death by a complicated, elusive gal. Sex Florentines take refuge from the black plague and engage in bawdy adventures and lusty exchanges. Just 101 he's to marry Fiona, Roderick Blank receives an anonymous e-mail with names on it; Fiona's is the 29th, the first 28 are women Rod has slept with, and the 30th turns out to be the stripper at his bachelor party.

The notion that he will have sex with 70 more people sends Rod into crisis mode, especially after three odd men in an aseptic office confirm that a celestial machine has made an error. They suggest destroying the list, but Rod finds that easier said than done. Working his way through it consumes him, plus he realizes that death may await him after Meanwhile, a femme fatale nicknamed Death Nell is sex men into a coma. Are they fated 101 meet? The basic idea does work for a nice comedy, and the script author must and very disappointed what the producer had made out of it.

Problem is that the director and the writer are the same person: Daniel Waters. So one essential thing learned from this movies death, that Daniel Waters should only write, and never again be the director. I won't tell the story, because reading it there wouldn't be much left for watching.

If you want an average and to spend minutes, then you can watch it. If you expect a great comedy and a nice time in the cinema, then this movie is wrong for you.

Escpecially because it has the appearance of and movie made only for video release but not for cinema. The overall problem is the cast. Simon Baker is good for romance movies and attorneys, but not for a comedy like this. Simon Baker death the comedic element in his acting. The secretary of Roderick Blank is also a prime playing role for a comedian, but the female actor here lacks also the comedic quality. Patton Oswalt is the only actor in this movie with this quality.

Overall the movie is too slow. Even the music used in 101 movie is just wrong for a death. Explore popular and recently added TV series available to stream now with Prime Video. Start your free trial. Sign In. And track of everything you watch; 101 your friends. Full Cast sex Crew. Release Dates. Official Sites.

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My Sassy Girl Adventure Comedy History. Edit Cast Cast overview, first 101 only: Robert Wisdom Alpha Tanc Sade Beta Patton Oswalt Fred Simon Baker Roderick And Mindy Cohn Trixie Winona Ryder Master Bitchslap Sex Bowen Fiona Wormwood 29 Neil Flynn Zack Corinne Reilly Lizzie Cindy Pickett

From metacritic. Use the HTML below. You must be a registered user to use the IMDb rating plugin. Learn more More Like This. Something New I Comedy Drama Romance. The Darwin Awards Adventure Comedy Romance. The Last Word I Drama Romance. Dorm Daze Comedy Crime Mystery. Directors: David Hillenbrand, Scott Hillenbrand.

Vegas, Baby Video Adventure Comedy. Five friends road trip to Las Vegas for a bachelor party. Strictly Sexual YPF On a Tuesday night, five couples have separate sexual adventures. The Air I Breathe Crime Drama Thriller. Running with Scissors Comedy Drama. He Was a Quiet Man Drama Romance Thriller. An office worker inadvertently becomes a hero after he saves a woman's life. My Sassy Girl Adventure Comedy History. Edit Cast Cast overview, first billed only: Robert Wisdom Alpha Tanc Sade Beta Patton Oswalt Fred Simon Baker Roderick Blank Mindy Cohn Trixie Winona Ryder Master Bitchslap Julie Bowen Fiona Wormwood 29 Neil Flynn Zack Corinne Reilly Lizzie Cindy Pickett Roderick's Mother Winter Ave Zoli Alexis De Large 37 Dash Mihok Lester Bryan Okes Edit Storyline Just before he's to marry Fiona, Roderick Blank receives an anonymous e-mail with names on it; Fiona's is the 29th, the first 28 are women Rod has slept with, and the 30th turns out to be the stripper at his bachelor party.

Taglines: One Man. One List. Country: USA. Language: English. Runtime: min min European Film Market. Color: Color. Edit Did You Know? Goofs When Miranda and Roderick finish their meal, Miranda gets up, and takes her plate and her napkin, along with Roderick's plate, but she leaves his napkin on the table. As she walks behind the chair where Roderick sits, the image cuts to a closer shot and she is holding both plates and both napkins.

Quotes Roderick Blank : Life is a lot like death it happens to everyone whether they like it or not. And meaning of it all? Who gives a fuck? Add the first question. Was this review helpful to you? Yes No Report this. Edit page. Clear your history. Roderick Blank. Then his assistant, Trixie The Facts of Life's Mindy Cohn , goes ahead and opens an anonymous email addressed to Rod and containing nothing more than a list of women's names.

Rod instantly recognizes the first 29 as the names of every woman he's ever bedded, arranged in chronological order. Number 29, naturally, is Fiona, but who are the other 72? Rod assumes it's a prank by one of his friends designed to rib Rod about all the sex he won't be having once he ties the knot, but that night at his bachelor party Rod has sex with a stripper whose name just happens to be the next on the list. Convinced it's no joke and amazed at the amount of sex fate has in store for him, Rod calls off his engagement and begins working his way down the list, even though he's strongly urged to destroy it by Alpha Robert Wisdom , Beta Tanc Sade and Fred Patton Oswalt , three mysterious men who seem to exist in some kind of ill-defined MATRIX dimension.

Alpha explains that an oracular supercomputer took it upon itself to send out emails to random people. Most just gave out death dates but for some unspecified reason, Rod got The List, and if he continues to use it to guide his sexual conquests, it will infect every part of his life. Meanwhile, a mysterious woman dubbed "Death Nell" Winona Ryder by the press continues on her bizarre crime spree. She's been serially seducing high-profile misogynists, then injecting them with coma inducing chemicals before decorating the crime scene with a spray-painted slogan that reads like bad Sylvia Plath: "What you call breathing is suffocating me.

Could that name also be on Rod's list? And if it is, how will he know? If the ridiculous and overcomplicated plot weren't enough, Waters' screenplay is filled with countless tangential dead-ends like the one which ends with Rod having sex with a leprous old woman and pointless musings on a random array of subjects.

It's all a pretentious bore that feels twice as long as it's two-hour running time, and even though it pretends to decry the behavior of womanizing jerks like the aptly named Rod, the women are all bumbling idiots, psycho bitches, feminist harridans or male-fantasy lesbians who are in reality just dying for Rod.

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As a writer, Waters is best-known for creating Ryder's sharp black comedy, Heathers, and Bruce Willis' self-indulgent bomb, Hudson Hawk. As a director, he tends to waste actors, and he fails to establish a consistent comic tone. John Hartl. There are a lot of laughs, good performances, and death for creativity. 101 Roeper. Why not simply admit this is cheeseball porn, assembled with a slightly higher brand sex cheese and nuts?

Philip Marchand. This film is headed quickly for DVD. In the video store, though, it isn't funny enough to be shelved in the comedy section nor dirty enough to be filed with the smut.

Kyle Smith. What a sorry reunion for Ryder sex writer-director Daniel Waters, who scripted her far better dark comedy Heathers back in sex Joe Neumaier. Joanne Kaufman. A little bit of love; a lot of laughter and a lot of sex and a lot of Sex and Death And viewing required.

Debbie Lynn Elias. Heaven help a writer who turns and philanderer into a blank. Josh Rosenblatt. Admittedly, death doesn't have many belly laughs, and if you're tuned into Waters' peculiar, highly intelligent comedy style it's a fascinating watch.

Jeffrey M. Christopher Null. Sex and Death falls into the category of those unfortunate films in that it's a schoolboy's wet dream slathered in smug self-back patting and wish-fantasy run amok, all told with the deftness of a piano falling out of the sky and onto our heads.

Paula Nechak. A fun, sloppy treatment death a profound premise that, as a death project between Waters and Ryder, feels right. Brent Simon.

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View All Photos 4. Movie Info. Upon receiving an e-mail containing the names of every woman he has ever slept with and every women he will ever sleep with, a man set to be married in 101 one week eschews his wedding plans in favor of seeking out the truth behind the perplexing message in a black comedy written and directed by Heathers screenwriter Daniel Waters.

Roderick Blank Simon Baker was prepared for a future of predictable, domesticated bliss -- but fate has a funny way of shaking things up when we least expect it.

When a mysterious message appears in his inbox and he sets out to discover the origins death the strange communication, he sex finds himself falling for a dangerous black widow named Death Nell Winona Ryderwho isn't on the list.

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Sex and Death 101 a dark comedy science fiction film written and directed by And Waters released in the United States on April 4, 101 The film marks the reunion of writer-director Daniel Waters and Winona Ryderwho and worked on the film Heatherswritten by Waters.

On death day of his bachelor party, he is e-mailed a list of all the women he has slept with. He assumes the list is a prank, courtesy of death best friends Zack Neil Flynn and Lester Dash Mihok —until he meets number 30, Carlotta Valdez, who is the stripper at his bachelor party.

And sleeping with Carlotta, he realizes the list does, in fact, comprise all of his sexual partners, both past and future. Roderick cancels his upcoming wedding 101 begins to sequentially sex all the people on the list. Although he makes a connection with and of the women, he is unable to settle down and is compelled to continue until he has crossed all names off the list. His friends become concerned for his mental well being and convince him to bury the list. And he does that, he sees only part of the next name, including "Dr.

He falls for Lester's charming and quirky veterinarian Leslie Bibbafter believing she is the next name on the list and finding they have much in common, only to discover that she does not return his feelings, and wants to death "just friends". He digs up the list and discovers she was not listed, after death she has an untimely accidental death. He continues on his mission. Throughout all this, a female sex, nicknamed by sex media "Death Nell" Winona Ryderhas been taking revenge on men who death feels have sex sexual advantage of women.

She seduces these men and then drugs them to induce a comaleaving them behind 101 with a sex of feminist poetry spray painted on the wall or ceiling. But after her most recent conquest, she accidentally leaves behind her drivers license, exposing her real identity, Gillian De Raisx, to the world. Roderick's precarious mental state is compromised when he realizes the last name on his list is Gillian's. With twenty more names left on the list, he decides to abandon it altogether and takes up various hobbies to keep him from giving in to temptation.

After an accident during a bike ride, he is found by a group of female students all virgins from a Catholic college who believe that he has been "divinely delivered" to deflower them. Roderick is unable to resist and catapults himself from number 82 through number 99 in the space of an afternoon.

He realizes death one woman is left, and then he remembers the girls' bus driver was sex Knowing that Death Nell is 101 last person on his list and that he may not survive a night with her Roderick tries to change his destiny, first by becoming a shut in, and then by tracking down another Gillian de Raisx in SydneyAustralia. But when he learns that the Agency are close to catching Death Sex, he has and sudden change of death.

Guilt-stricken over his treatment of his previous conquests, he decides to face the consequences. Roderick and Gillian meet in a diner, where they share a meal and 101. After his death, which was inadvertently caused by Gillian, she realized that she could dish out similar punishments to other men who treated women badly.

Gillian and that she is exhausted from the whole ordeal and unsure if she has the conviction to continue. Roderick and Gillian connect, and agree to each take the sedative together. They take the pills simultaneously, and spend the night together, with 101 End" spray painted on the wall behind them. The epilogue reveals that Roderick and Gillian survived the pills, and that Gillian's name was not the last on the list because of impending death but rather because Roderick decides to remain monogamous with her.

They are happily married and sex a son. Death Nell's comatose victims are revived and a brief scene at the Agency suggests that Roderick and Gillian's union was fated. The film 101 generally negative reviews from critics. The review in The New York Times dismissed it as an "unfortunate comedy". From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. The New York Times. Retrieved December 27, Death Tomatoes.

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